there is nothing like: the wind.

there is nothing like: a good book.

i want this badly.

i found this sweet little owl at skunkboycreatures.
if wanting this little cutie is wrong, i don't want to be right.
just look at those wire feet. the droopy wings.
true. love. forever.

funny. funny.

these are quotes from the comedian Mitch Hedberg.
i never even heard of him before today but reading them made me chuckle.

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.