carlos: my girlfriend broke up with me and i don't know why.
me: i'm sorry. what happened?
carlos: last night, i was talking to her on the phone about her birthday. she asked me what i was going to get her and i said, "i don't know. what do you want?" she said, "i don't know, maybe a shirt from hollister." i said ok. then she asked me if i want to know what size to get and i said, "ummmm...EXTRA LARGE!" then she hung up on me!
UPDATE: he is now dating her best friend.

{photo of my nephew with his kindergarten crush}
2 comments:
awwwwwwwww....♥
hopefully he learns his lessons before high school. LOL.
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